"Forward... Drink!"
"I'm not sleeping, I'm inspecting the inside of my eyelids."
"War isn't hell. War is war, and hell is hell. And of the two, war is a lot worse. There are no innocent bystanders in hell. War is chock full of them - little kids, cripples, old ladies. In fact, except for some of the brass, almost everybody involved in an innocent bystander."
"It's the first time I've seen orange juice labelled 'Freshly Killed'."
